Posted 22 hours ago
  1. The boy who takes your virginity is only going to love you long enough for you to stay in his bed.
  2. Your first job is never the best job. But you’ll meet some of your best friends there.
  3. Sometimes things don’t go the way you expect them to at all.
  4. People are usually never who they say they are.
  5. If you love someone, you need to tell them. Nobody is good at the guessing game.
  6. If your best friends don’t like the boy you’re involving yourself with, chances are he’s bad news.
  7. If a boy starts an invitation with, “Are you home alone”/”I’ll be home alone”, say no. You are a human being, not a toy to be played with.
  8. If some boy invites you to “the backseat of his truck”, he’s a piece of shit. Tell him to fuck himself.
  9. “Sorry” doesn’t always fix what you messed up.
  10. Stop wasting time wishing you could take back what you already did.
  11. You are at fault sometimes.
  12. There’s going to be a boy that you let get away. Yes, you loved him. It’s for the best, though.
  13. Toxic people hardly ever start off toxic.
  14. It’s always nice to make new friends, but never forget who your real friends are.
  15. Never lose the friends that would answer their phone at 3am if you called
  16. Never lose sight of who you are because of a boy.
16 Things I Learned While Being 16 (via dizzyhemmings)
Posted 1 day ago

twinkletwinkleyoulittlefuck:

cell-mate:

crackerhell:

ethanwearsprada:

i think it’s a universal truth that everyone in our generation takes pluto’s losing its planetary status as a personal offense

yes

pluto is smaller than russia. why did we ever even consider it a planet?

BECAUSE IT’S A PART OF OUR SOLAR SYSTEM

OHANA MEANS FAMILY

FAMILY MEANS NO ONE IS LEFT BEHIND

Posted 1 day ago

nakedly:

kissing when you’re half asleep is the best thing ever

Posted 1 day ago
hplyrikz:

Clear your mind here

hplyrikz:

Clear your mind here

Posted 5 days ago
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anfagistan:

nezua:

A 13-year-old Girl Scout in San Francisco recently set up shop outside a marijuana clinic and sold 117 boxes of Girl Scout cookies within two hours. The cookies were such a big hit, she’s been invited back.

[boss ass bitch plays in the distance]

Posted 1 week ago

How the Logic of "Friendzoning" Would Work If Applied in Other Instances:

  1. *Man walks into a store and finds employee*
  2. Man: Alright, I've had enough. Why haven't you guys hired me?!
  3. Employee: Uh...well sir, when did you put in your application?
  4. Man: I never filled out an application.
  5. Employee: Well sir, we can't consider you for employment if you've never filled out an application.
  6. Man: No, that's bullshit, because I've been coming here for years now, and every single time I tell you all how much I love this store and how much I appreciate your customer service, unlike some of your other customers might I add!
  7. Employee: Well, but that doesn't-
  8. Man: AND I even told you that I didn't have a job!
  9. Employee: But sir, that doesn't indicate to us that you would like a job at our store. And again, if you've never filled out an application, we can't consider you. Besides, we're not hiring.
  10. Man: OH! Not hiring, HA! What a laugh. I see your store go through seasonal workers all the time. They come and go like nothing, but you won't consider me as a part-time employee even though I KNOW you've been looking for workers to fill positions? That's insane!
  11. Employee: Sir, we've been looking to hire a few people for management positions. Do you have any management experience?
  12. Man: Well no, but what does that matter?
  13. Employee: ...Well sir, that's what we're looking for. You won't be suitable for the position without management experience.
  14. Man: Oh that's such a load of crap. You know, you'll be waiting around a long time for a manager if you don't lower your standards a little. Who cares if someone knows how to manage a store? I LOVE this store and I'm willing to work here, that's all that should matter to you.
  15. Employee: That...doesn't make any sense.
  16. Man: NO! I'm done. This is over. From now on, no more Mr. Nice Guy.
  17. Employee:
  18. Man:
  19. Employee:
  20. Man: Fuck you, slut.
Posted 1 week ago

When professors try to do more than go over the syllabus the first day of class

shitmawrterssay:

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11 Selfies that will make you uncomfortable.

Posted 2 weeks ago

floridasunshineee:

the best line ever

(Source: scream)

Posted 2 weeks ago
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you said it, bitch. we’re the guardians of the galaxy.

(Source: gordonlevitts)

Posted 2 weeks ago
hplyrikz:

Clear your mind here

hplyrikz:

Clear your mind here